Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.

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Quickies are fun with me, especially when she cums from me.

Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise.
Spock: Spock here.
Kirk: Captain Spock, damage report.
Spock: Admiral, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days.
Kirk: I read you captain. Let's have it.
Spock: The situation is grave, Admiral. We won't have main power for six "days". Auxiliary power has temporarily failed. Restoration may be possible, in two "days". By the book, Admiral.
Kirk: Meaning you can't even beam us back?
Spock: Not at present.
Kirk: Captain Spock, if you don't hear from us within one hour, your orders are to restore what power you can, take the Enterprise to the nearest star base, and alert Starfleet Command as soon as you're out of jamming range.
Commander Nyota Uhura: Sir, we won't leave you behind!
Kirk: Uhura, if you don't hear from us, there won't be anybody behind. Kirk out.

Matthew 27:46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Mark 15:34 And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Luke 23:46 And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.

John 19:30 When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.

I left Amalapuram about under an hour delayed.
But I left.
Finally.

The bus from Ravepulam was over an hour late leaving.
And I didn't get to Bangalore until four hours late at noon.

I am at my cousins house in Mahalaxhmi Layout, near Rajajinagar.
I don't intend on spending Hanukkah here for personal reasons.
I might stay in a hotel for Hanukkah.

Tonight for my sabbath dinner I'll be at M.G. Road.
There's a place called the Old India Coffeehouse.
You'll know me by my military coat.

I want three things, really.
My nine candle menorah, the about fifty candles to go with it,
and just the information on the monthly salaries for
Arch-General Rav Aluf Ramatkal and Captain-Seren,
for my own calculations on an engagement ring tradition.

The one hundred thousand New Israel Shekels would be a nice touch.

I have to go now and pick up my first gun.
It's named after my kindergarten sweetheart.
The first girl to chase me around the school playground,
and blow me kisses in the school cafeteria.
Yeah, she was hot.

I also have to go begin the meetings with Tokyo.
They have been looking forward to this moment for sixty-five years.
I look forward to representing them as lead prosecutor
in front of the Trinity of Judges:
Supreme High Judge Jesus Christ,
High Judge Moses and High Judge Mohammad.

Don't be late, IDF.

I almost forgot.
To my muslim followers,
the Koran names the Torah and the Gospels,
Allah knows how many times.
The current teaching is that they are corrupt.
That even the Injeels mentioned in the Koran
are not the ones currently in circulation.
Fine, maybe time has corrupted their translations.
But even a man dying of thirst in the desert,
will drink his own urine or sewage water to quench his thirst.

And how can you claim that Jews are descended from pigs,
when Ishmael and Isaac both shared the same father of Abraham?
Do you not insult Father Abraham when you insult your brother so?

Dakota, I'm in a rush.
I just wanted you to know that you are a princess too.
I am known as the prince of seraphim.
You are my Christian princess.
So cheer up, Love. You're royalty too.

Surah 1. The Opening

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful. 

1. Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds; 

2. Most Gracious, Most Merciful; 

3. Master of the Day of Judgment.

4. Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek. 

5. Show us the straight way, 

6. The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray.

Lt Saavik: [to Kirk] On the test, sir. Will you tell me what you did? I would really like to know.
Dr Leonard McCoy: Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat the "No-Win" scenario.
Saavik: How?
James Kirk: I reprogrammed the simulation so that it was possible to save the ship.
Saavik: What?!
David: He cheated.
Kirk: Changed the conditions of the test. Got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.
Saavik: Then you've never faced that situation; faced death.
Kirk: I don't believe in the "No-Win" scenario. [pulls out his communicator] Kirk to Spock, it's two hours. Are you ready?
Spock: [on communicator] Right on schedule, Admiral. Just give us your co-ordinates and we'll beam you aboard.
Kirk: All right! [to Saavik] I don't like to lose. [bites an apple]
Saavik: [back at Enterprise] I don't understand. We were immobilized. Captain Spock said it would be two days.
Kirk: Come, come, Lieutenant. You of all people go by the book: "If communications are being monitored during battle..."
Saavik: "...no uncoded messages on an open channel." [astonished and looking at Spock] You lied.
Spock: I exaggerated.